Florida - Case of 12 Cans

Local Florida Man Caught Smuggling Valencia Oranges in OMNI Energy Drinks: A local Floridian has been sent to Florida’s most secure corrective institution after he was caught claiming to have developed the “most delicious, authentic Florida Orange Juice flavor experience ever created”. News stations recorded audio of him screaming that each can provided “100% DV of daily Vitamin C”, and “200mg of smooth, clean caffeine.” The suspect will remain in captivity until law enforcement finishes drinking his experiments for “research purposes”.